FIRST KISS: My 7 Best Strategies

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0:36 What I really try to do here with utmost sincerity as well as a full courageous heart is give you nothing but good content in the most concise, least annoying way possible. And I'm going to do that today by giving you my five best. Actually, is it seven? It's seven best. Look at that. Over-delivering right from the get-go. Strategies to kiss a girl. Now, as I said in a previous podcast, I've spoken about several of these in different episodes, but there's 209 episodes. So rather than you listening to 26,000 hours of my sorry ass screaming in your ear trying to find those methods, I figure I'd consolidate them right here for you in this one individual episode.

1:16 Wanted to apologize, even though this is the unapologetic man podcast, for my especially raspy voice today. I did a ton of coaching calls, a ton of those free one-on-one consultations with you champions. Some of you might be listening right now and you're like, ah, shucks, Mark, you did that for me? Damn right I did that for you. And we got along just great, talked about your goals, talked about your limiting belief systems, and talked about whether or not you were a good fit for me to personally coach you, tuck you under my wing as it were, and show you and teach you everything I've ever learned in my 15 years of experience of seducing women.

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4:20 But once again, listen to this first. Make sure it makes the cut. If it does, I'd very much appreciate that review. Your name tattooed on my butt. And I will give you my coaching business when I am slain in battle. All right, brothers. First kiss, my seven best strategies. So here's the first thing, okay? And this is so important because I get emails all the time, both from listeners as well as clients, which is, Hey, bro, like I couldn't nail the first kiss on the first or second date.

4:47 Should I just force it? Should I just jump on her and just kiss her? Should I just force the issue? Here's the deal, my friend. No, because she is the barometer, which dictates whether or not you escalate. And what that means is you have to be able to read her. You have to be able to tell if she wants you to kiss her. Okay, so her job is to show you that she's ready. Now, some of you guys have problems reading women. And I will agree with you.

5:13 Some women are difficult to read. But her job is to get ready. Just like I've said in previous podcasts, you cannot force open the petals of a flower. Jefe, you cannot force open the petals of a flower. Right? Remember that from Three Amigos, that 80s movie? It's true. Can't force open the petals of a flower. She has to be ready. She has to open naturally. And your attraction is the sunshine on her petals to get them to open up. So you're dumping attraction, attraction, attraction, all the stuff that I teach.

5:42 And if you want to become a fucking attraction ninja assassin, sign up with my coaching program. Huh? Plug. Remember, I got to plug myself here. And I will teach you all those. So what you do is you drop attraction, attraction. She gets attracted. She starts giving you hints. Okay? She gets close to you. She plays with her hair. She licks her lips. One really good sign when a girl wants you to kiss her is when she does the triangle maneuver, which is looking from eye to eye to mouth to eye to eye to mouth.

6:11 Okay? It makes a triangle, an upside down triangle. If you're seeing that, you got to grab your balls and do it. Those are the signs that women are anthropologically designed over 200,000 years of evolution to show you that they want you to kiss them. Look, if they're not getting close to you, if they're avoiding the topic, they're avoiding eye contact, they have their arms crossed in front of them, they're crossing their legs, they have closed off body language, this is them telling you in a body language way they don't want you to kiss them.

6:38 So you got to get those signs. How do you get the signs? Obvious question. Attraction. Attraction is always the answer. Pour more attraction on that flower, it will open just like the beaming sun during a hot spring day. So you're the one who escalates. Okay? These movies where chicks kiss guys. Like, have you guys heard of that thing, Cobra Kai, this Netflix thing? That's the Karate Kid Part 2, Cobra Kai. Well, I was bored as hell one day. I couldn't find anything to watch. And I was like, fuck it.

7:05 I'll turn this on. I kind of got into it. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I got into it. So dude, the whole thing is so stupid because the girl is like in charge. She kisses the dude. And I was like, oh my hell, what are you teaching little kids these days? What are you doing to my boys teaching them that the girl takes the masculine role and kisses the guy? Sure, it happens sometimes. And I'll dare say it happened to me when I wasn't prepared.

7:29 I'm just minding my business walking down the street and here comes a flying female trying to kiss me. Happens when you got a lot of game. But when I see it in movies and media, it just disappoints me because that isn't the way it should be. It should be she's ready. She's giving you the signals. She's the little quivering bunny who's scared and you're the man. You're the fucking silverback who goes up and you take her when she's ready. Yes, you take the woman, but you need to take the woman when she's ready.

7:56 That's really important. All right. So that's what you guys got to do. All right. Now, what I personally prefer when it comes to kissing girls is I prefer, and so do they, for it to happen naturally, for it to be a seamless escalation that feels like it was fate. It was destiny. Every little girl since the time she was three years old imagines Prince Charming sweeping her off her feet and giving her a kiss that she will remember for the rest of her life. So when we have these contrived gambits, which I am going to give you, and which do work rather well, when we have that, I prefer it to just happen seamlessly.

8:35 And honestly, when you get really good at spitting game, when you listen to this podcast enough, when you get good enough, the first kiss is just part of your escalation. It's just part of your attraction building techniques, as is the phone number, by the way. But some of you guys need these gambits. Some of you guys need these techniques. So I'm going to give them to you. But I want to suggest to you that simply doing it off the time when she's ready, you're building attraction, you're flirting, she's ready to be kissed, and you kiss her like a champ, that's the best way for it to happen.

9:04 Contrived gambits, things that are pre-planned, things I'm about to teach you are really not the best way to go, although they do work. And I want to tell you something really important. Listen up. Do you know who hates contrived gambits when it comes to the first kiss? It's really important. Kim Jong-un. Okay. According to the BBC, Kim Jong-un released a scathing press release last month condemning Mark Singh for his first kiss techniques, which, according to the great leader, were not only tasteless in their intentions, they were despicable in their delivery.

9:37 So I felt obligated, both legally as well as morally, to let you know that he disagrees with this. Okay. He executes. First kiss is like a champion. He does it seamlessly. Chicks didn't even know what hit him. He is the Casanova of Korea. But look, look, look. All of us don't have his game. Not even me. So sometimes we have to come up with these. But I want to do a disclaimer. Before I tell you them, I want to apologize to the great leader. I am sorry.

10:03 This has to be taught. I apologize, but we are going to try to get to your level because you are indeed a God living among men. Okay. With that out of the way, let's go ahead and get into it. So the slide and kiss technique, this is my favorite technique and I used it very often. And I'll use it in those instances where you can't quite tell if she wants to kiss you. You think she's attracted, but she's doing that thing where she's like playing hard to get.

10:29 You can't quite get a read on her. She hasn't kissed you in a couple of dates. Listen, bro, you really should kiss her on the first date. If it goes past the second date and you haven't kissed her, you look cowardly. Why would she go on a second date with you if she's not down to kiss you? Now, granted, sometimes attraction can go up and it can go down. Like I've explained before, attraction is like a dimmer switch. But in my opinion, if she's been on a second date with you and you haven't done it yet, it makes you look bad.

10:57 It's not good. So we're going to do the slide and kiss. Okay. So start off by getting her into a place where you can execute a first kiss. I would like to bring her to a lookout. Let's say a lake somewhere where we're standing there, even by her car when we're saying good night. So I've tried to like execute the first kiss. It just wasn't happening. I couldn't find my in. Now I'm walking to her to her car, walking her to her door. I don't like to do it there because that's like the cliche where it's supposed to happen.

11:28 And that's where girls are going to be like, okay, here he goes. He's going to try to kiss me. And it's kind of lame for them. They don't want that story. They want it to be like, oh, it just happened like the fairy tale. And they're going to tell all their friends. And then when you get married to her, she's going to think about it. Like it's really important to chicks. So I don't like to wait until those cliche contrived places, but this works pretty well.

11:49 It's a good way to set it up when you don't have that in that you should be looking for. You say to her, listen, I got to be honest with you about something. It should be like, what? And you guys notice my voice. So we are doing this on the podcast, but I've done it enough where I can like put myself there and pretend there's a girl in front of me. So you say, listen, I got to be honest with you about something. And she's like, what's that?

12:10 And you'd be like, you do this one thing that's so cute, Kelly, but I don't want to tell you what it is because then you'll stop doing it. Okay. So naturally she's going to be like, well, what is it? You'd be like, listen, there's a lot of people around. This is a very serious thing. And even if there's not people around, you just say this jokingly, there's people all around us right now. And if anybody hears this, it's going to cause a riot. People are going to go crazy.

12:33 So I'm going to have to whisper in your ear. Okay. Now she knows what's going on. She's going to play along with it. She'd be like, okay, so you pull her in. And what I like to do is I like to pull her in by her belt loops or grab her waist and pull her in. Or I sometimes say to you, pinky promise not to freak out when I tell you this. She says, I pinky promise. So you can reach up your pinky, wrap yours around hers, and then pull her in by the pinky.

12:59 Ah, pretty good. So now she's in and now you have an excuse to whisper in her ear. You got her in the bucket. Now you whisper in her ear some kind of non-typical compliment. Okay. Like what I usually say is she gets a little wink after she laughs. Now I've said this to so many girls, probably like hundreds, to be honest with you. And like 99% of them, it isn't true, but they didn't know the difference. Oh my God, dude. If some of them are listening right now, I'm going to get a fucking brick through my window.

13:28 But anyway, you know, if you just pick out something that she does, or you just use this one. When you, after you laugh, you just get this little wink in your right eye. It's so cute. Every time I see it, my knees want to go out. Okay. So you whisper that in her ear. After you say it, if she reacts well to it, you slide down her cheek and then you kiss her. Okay. So that's the basic template of how to do it. You do this one thing that's so cute.

13:55 I don't want to tell you what it is because then you'll stop doing it. What, what, what? No, I can't tell you. Come on. Tell me. Okay. Do you pinky promise not to freak out when I tell you this? I pinky promise. Okay. Grab her pinky, pull her in, give her a non-typical compliment. Something like a mannerism is really good or something she does behavioral wise. Do not compliment her looks, especially if she's hot. As a general principle, guys, I almost never compliment a woman's looks when she's a nine or a 10.

14:24 I just don't because they fucking hear it all the time. They're sick of it. So what you want to do is compliment behavior, mannerisms, ways of being. Okay. And you whisper it, kind of breathe out in her ear and say, you do this one thing. You got to do the bedroom voice. When you laugh and you get this little tiny wink right after you smile, it's so fucking cute, Kelly. Okay. So you do it like that and then you slide and kiss her. Now, many times what I'll do is I'll slide, brush her lips, slide up to her other ear and then say, I'm telling you, this is so cute.

15:00 Kiss her ear, kiss her neck, slide past her lips, put my lips on hers a little bit, pretend I'm going to kiss her. She's like waiting for it. Boom. Slide back through again to her other ear, kiss her neck. Bro, I have gotten girls yelling at me, kiss me. Kiss me, motherfucker. They like turn into a demon. Kiss me. I'm like, okay, please don't cut off my penis and ship it to Kim Jong-un. I'm sorry. And then I'll deploy the epic first kiss. All right. So that's the slide and kiss technique.

15:28 The next one is the human body is a lie detector. I see I've been rambling on here for almost 20 minutes. So what I'm going to do is tell you to go listen to my podcast, attraction building technique. Mega, mega. The human body is a lie detector. This is an epic first kiss technique. It's an epic gambit to use to get attraction in women. So I want you to jump over there and listen to that one. Basically the way it is, is it's a gambit that you use with the girl to show her that when you have a lying thought in your mind, your arm becomes weaker.

16:00 So you ask her a question. If the arm becomes weaker, it's going to, when you pull on it, the arm's going to go down. When they have a truth in their mind, the arm stays strong. So you run her through a bunch of different things. What's your name? Where are you from? Do you have a crush on me? And then finally you say, do you want to kiss me? Now she's going to say, no, she's going to lie. As her arm is held out, her arm gets weaker.

16:24 So it's going to pull down very easily. Then you take her and you kiss her. I give a much more thorough explanation in that podcast. Attraction building technique, mega, mega. The human body is a lie detector. The shit that you guys click on. Dude, that thing has the highest click through rate ever. And it's the cheesiest title. But click bait, baby. That's what gets clicks. So again, attraction building technique, mega, mega. The human body is a lie detector. Check that out. That'll teach you all about it, but that's basically how it works.

16:54 Another thing I strongly suggest to you guys, and I cannot suggest this enough, is A of all, you need to be in a situation where you're having a continuous stream of endless girls coming into your life. One of the ways to do that is to take dance lessons. Okay. I cannot suggest this enough. I know you guys are going to immediately go with the COVID excuse. Such a convenient excuse for you procrastinators out there. But once COVID is lifted or once things relax a little bit, you can go to dance lessons.

17:23 And I strongly suggest swing dancing or Western style cowboy swing dancing. I would teach girls how to swing dance. And I've said this in a different podcast. I would go on a date with them when it was in Boulder. I live in Colorado. I live next to Denver. I would meet a lot of chicks in Boulder. There's tons of hot girls in Boulder because CU Boulder, I think, is there. Anyway, it's college. I would be yanking college girls left and right. Yes, even in my 40s.

17:50 So I would go on a date at the same date place when I date girls in Boulder. I'd park my car at the top of this parking garage, go on the date with her. And then I'd take her back to the car and I'd play country music. And I would teach her how to swing dance. On the dip, I would kiss them every single time. I'm talking 21,363 million girls have been kissed that way. You know it. I know it. Even Kim Jong-un knows it. So this is a great way to kiss girls is to learn a dance method where you can dip them when you're dating a girl or when you are out dancing, you can kiss girls left and right with this shit.

18:27 It is so goddamn effective. So you want to have these techniques in your back pocket to deploy when the kiss doesn't line up naturally, right? So slide and kiss, human body's lie detector, the dip when you're dancing with girls, super powerful. And another one that I use is that we need to find you a man. And I'll often do this in nightclubs, bars, sometimes a day game, but this is really good in nightclubs. So I'll be talking to her. I can see she's attracted. I can see I could probably kiss her.

18:56 So I'll say, you know what, Kelly, I'm just looking at you right now and you're a cute girl. You know, you're really attractive and I can't understand why you don't have a boyfriend. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to find you a man. He's going to be tall. He's going to be handsome. He's going to talk to you in a certain way that just really turns you on. And like right now, and I'll pull her in, he's going to kind of talk to you like this.

19:19 He's going to look at your lips and he's going to lick his, then I'll lick my lips. He's going to talk to you in a way that makes you feel really, really innocent, really feminine. He's going to be decisive. He's going to be confident. He's going to lead you to where you want to be led. He's going to be strong and you're going to feel safe in his presence. And when he kisses you, Kelly, when he kisses you, it's just going to be fireworks. And I'll be looking in her eyes and I'll be going in for the kiss at this time.

19:47 And when your two lips connect, and here I am like three inches from her lips, it's going to be like sparks explode. You're going to feel it go through your whole body. It's going to make you shudder. It's going to make you lose your breath. And I might even lean into her ear and say this and then slide and kiss it or just reach in and kiss her. So that's what I call we need to find you a man. I'll do that in several different varieties, but it's extremely good for building sexual connection, sexual tension, getting her really into you, explaining to women the type of guy that they want.

20:18 And that's actually an upcoming podcast episode. When you explain to women what they're attracted to, it gets them massively attracted to you. You just say all the qualities that we've talked about in this podcast, decisiveness, confidence, self-esteem, open body language, lead you to where you want to be led, make you feel like a woman, take the masculine role, understand you and escalate when you're ready. Like all that shit. You just kind of list that off for her in a sexy voice. As you're going in for the kiss, you will kiss her so damn easily.

20:48 Another one I do is, why don't you have a boyfriend? It's probably because you're a bad kisser, huh? Or, hey, Kelly, I've heard about you. I know you're a bad kisser. I know you can't kiss. I know you do the helicopter tongue maneuver, the jackhammer tongue maneuver, or the sweep to sweep like a snake back and forth. I know you do that. I read your record. I know what you're capable of. And then if she starts telling you what a great kisser she is, you can be like, okay, prove it.

21:11 Let's go. Kiss me. Right? You can do that. I don't like to do the tricking her into kissing. I like the smooth ways, like the, we need to find you a man, the slide and kiss, human body light detector is pretty good. It's okay. I like the slide and kiss better. And then the dip is actually pretty gangster too. Okay. Now here are ones that I don't necessarily like, but I know a lot of pickup artists do this. So this one's created by my buddy. He's an awesome pickup artist back in Arizona.

21:40 He says, he's like, so I think the time has come for you to kiss me. And then she says, shouldn't you kiss me? He's like, okay. And then he kisses her. Oh dude. Like tricking. I don't know, bro. Like tricking girls into kissing you. I think the time's come for you to kiss me. Shouldn't you kiss me? Okay. Here we go. So cheesy. I wouldn't do it, bro. And I never have done it, but he does it all the time. And it works well for him.

22:08 This other one, I absolutely hate this one, but I've heard some guys use it. You give a girl a piece of gum, you put a piece of gum in your mouth and you say, so listen, there's something you should know about me. And she's like, what's that? And you say, I'm an Indian giver and I want my gum back. And then you lean in for the kiss. I've never done it. I never will do it. It's not for me, but I know it is for some guys and it may jive with you.

22:31 You're like, yeah, I like that. I want my gum back. And then you kiss her and, you know, saliva. I'm not all about that program. Yeah. Okay. So the last one, the last one, and I know a lot of you guys do this. I personally don't love it, but worst case scenario, this is what you do. This is super complicated. You ask her, can I kiss you? You're beautiful. Can I kiss you? And she'll say, yeah. And you do it with confidence. So, hey, I want to kiss you right now.

22:56 Right. You just say it. If you have to, I want to kiss you and they'll kiss you. I also have that podcast, how to kiss a girl in 30 seconds. That's some complicated stuff that you got to be super in state to pull off. I actually am in pretty good state right now. I feel damn good. But if you want, you can just ask her, can I kiss you right now? And she'll say, yeah, it's not necessarily the fairy tale ending that she's hoping for, but hey, it works.

23:20 If you just want to get it the frick out of the way, then that's something you can do. I think of all of those, my favorite one is we need to find you a man or the slide and kiss. I would do those every day of the week and twice on Saturday because they're so damn effective. I also want to tell you guys a few tips about kissing. You know, go easy on the tongue. Your tongue should caress hers rather than sticking your tongue down her throat.

23:44 You definitely don't want to do that. When first kissing a girl, usually it's with tongue. Sometimes it isn't. I suggest just deploying a little bit. And, you know, kissing, if you want more specifics about that, look at my sex and physicality podcast, which was a series. And I talk about first kiss and second base, I think it is. But anyway, I give a good explanation of how to kiss girls. But those are eight different ways to kiss the girl. So certainly there's one in there where you can choose.

24:10 I would have a couple in my back pocket just in case one doesn't work. Right. You're like trying to do the human body's a lie detector. You botch it and you're like, damn, that was my only move. Now I'm shit out of luck. So have the sliding kiss. And then worst case scenario, just ask her, hey, I want to kiss you. You're beautiful. Can I kiss you? And she'll be like, yes. And then you deploy it, bro. Watch out for the boners, too, man. I see dudes in the nightclubs with Statue of Liberties in their pants sporting the fucking Eiffel Tower down there.

24:39 It's like, relax, man. I know. I know girls get us turned on. And girls like it, too. I've talked to a lot of girls about this. You know how like dudes will grind up on their butts when they're dancing? They can feel it. Don't kid yourself that they can't. And they like it. You know, they like to turn dudes on. But like sometimes you see you guys making out with chicks. It's just like there's like a tent pitched right there in their pants. It's like, relax, homie.

25:03 I mean, I'm glad you're excited. I'm glad you're getting some. But, you know, think about grandma's ice cream and puppy dog poop if you have to to make that shit go down because that's pretty embarrassing. So anyway, those are eight really good methods to get the first kiss. You guys, I have an awesome podcast coming up on Friday about the law of attraction. I've been working on this for several weeks. I want to give you guys everything that you need to use the law of attraction efficiently.

25:29 I really want to deliver the good. So make sure to show up for that one. Also, once again, if you do leave me a review, preferably a five star review, all you four star review guys, don't even worry about it. You know, Kim Jong Un, he gave me a one star review. I was like, bro, come on. Like really hurts the podcast when you do that. He wasn't having it, bro. He was not having it. He doesn't like the contrived first kiss methods. And he sent out that press release stating it very explicitly.

25:55 So I understand, but for you, please bro, the five stars, email me at coachmarksingh at gmail.com and blah, I will send you a bunch of cool shit that'll baffle your friends and impress your enemies. No, the other way around that will impress your friends and baffle your enemies. All right, boys, that's it for me in this one. Please show up on Friday. Once again, if you want to get a free one-on-one coaching session with me, Mark Singh, your personal dating coach, feel free to sign up at my website, coachmarksingh.com.

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26:50 I have availability. Let's fucking do this. All right, once again, thanks for listening, guys. And I will see you in the next episode. Good job, Mark. You killed it, my bro. You killed it, bro.

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