How to Text Girls: The 3 Golden Rules of Texting

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0:39 Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP. If you clicked on this for the first time, you're like, what in the fuck? Who is this idiot, dude, going on and on about motorcycle racing? Well, the reason I'm doing that is because I'm pumped right now. Why am I pumped? First of all, love the motorcycle racing. If you guys haven't checked it out, check out Supercross, S-U-P-E-R-C-R-O-S-S. Do it on YouTube. When you see that shit, you're going to come every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

1:10 It's the sickest thing ever. Sickest thing ever. Love it so much. And so I got a little fired up because I was like, yeah, I'm doing texting tonight, man. Let's go ahead and do this random ass shit that I've been planning to do for a long time. And there it was. So today we are finally going to talk about the three golden rules of texting. I've been waiting to do this episode until I had a download number that I felt was worthy of such an important topic.

1:37 So a lot of these things I've been holding back. My best shit is yet to come because I haven't even gotten into first date, how to make her your girlfriend, how to make a girl fall in love with you, relationship dynamic and all the myriad of other gambits that I have, ways to make girls attracted to you. And this is going to be a multi-part series because first I'm going to do the golden rules today. Three, I said in the title, but we're going to give you more because we deliver just like Monster Energy Supercross.

2:04 And in the weeks and months ahead, I'm going to continue delivering content about how to text with girls because texting is so unbelievably important. How many of you guys have pulled a phone number only to text her for her not to respond? Yeah, I raised my hand too because it happens to all of us now. As you may have heard me talk about in previous episodes, that's because you didn't build enough attraction. You didn't get her enough into you. She basically gave you her phone number to tell you to kick rocks with your head down.

2:31 And then she said, well, when he texts, I'll just block him. So it happens to all of us, but texting with the right thing initially is really important because if you go with the old, Hey, Jessica, how are you? It's Mike from last night. Remember me, I was wearing the sweater vest and my coif was coifed up perfectly with my white tennis shoes and blue jeans. She's going to be like, boom, you're all blown out. Let that sweater that's tied around your neck freaking shoot off of you like a cape when the concussion hits because you ain't going to get the date, my dude.

3:00 You are just all blown out. So what I want to give you guys today is some golden principles. And then moving along, we're going to talk about like what to text her the first time, how to get her to go on the date, all the most important principles. But I really want to lay the foundation in this one. And then, like I said, as we go in the weeks and months ahead, I'm going to give you all kinds of good shit to text with girls because this is so unbelievably important.

3:24 A few housekeeping items first. First of all, I know that iTunes and I believe Stitcher are only broadcasting 100 of my episodes when there are 162 in the bucket. Now, this is pooping in my river, okay? This is like iTunes walking up to my river, throwing its leg up on a branch and spraying diarrhea all down my river because I love my content. I want you guys to see the content. I'm getting a lot of new listeners. And you guys are like, yo, you're talking about this episode in this episode and I can't find it.

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5:14 Get her done. So one more thing I want to mention is a lot of shit that you can text to girls is available on Instagram. Because every day I'm posting some funny shit to say to girls to Instagram. And I may say a few of those things today in this episode. Who knows? I should be saving them for later. But you know how I am. I over deliver every single time. So if you want to get really funny things to say to girls, I just posted one that said, when you become a crazy cat lady, can I make a documentary about your downward spiral?

5:44 See, that's a funny thing to text the girls. They will definitely text you back when you do stuff like that. I don't suggest it for the very first text. We're going to talk about some principles where that's concerned in this episode. But follow me on Instagram, bro. You can click the link in the description below. Or you can just search for me on Coach Mark Singh. C-O-A-C-H-M-A-R-K-S-I-N-G. No, Coach is not spelled C-O-U-C-H. That's couch. Okay? And I see it all the time in emails. How are you doing, Couch Mark Singh?

6:15 Been following your content forever. Love your stuff, Mr. Couch Mark Singh. Pretty funny, guys. Come on. Get the spelling dialed in. But we're actually going to talk about spelling today on this podcast. So what do you say we jump right into it? All right. The first rule of texting. One of the first most important golden rules is when to text her. All right. So let's say you get her phone number on Wednesday night. I suggest texting the next day at 6 p.m. Why 6 p.m.? Because we can be pretty sure she's home from work.

6:45 She's unwinding for the day. She's probably going to be down to talk to you for a few hours before she goes to bed. Whereas if you were to text her at like 9 p.m., you don't have much time for the texting conversation to stick. Okay. So the next day at 6 p.m., that's just what I suggest. Other people say 24 hours. Even still, other people say like three days. I just personally don't agree with that. She wants to hear from you. If you wait for three days, she's going to know you're playing games.

7:12 And frankly, if she's really banging, she probably have forgotten about you by then because all kinds of guys are hitting her up. So you text her at 6 p.m. the next day. Now, quick principle about content. I don't want to make this a content heavy episode. I'm saving that for weeks or months down the road. But one thing I want to say is this. You should refer back to the initial conversation and make her laugh and make it like a softball for her to hit back to you.

7:38 Okay. Quick example. I always accuse girls of being an ice cream man. Talked about this a lot in my previous podcasts. Perhaps some of those podcasts aren't showing up. So maybe you haven't heard about it yet, but I always bust their chops, right? I say, so what do you do? And they're like, oh, I'm a wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. Let me guess. You are an ice cream man. And then I have this whole spiel I do about teasing them about being an ice cream man.

8:00 Try that on girls, dude. They fucking crack up. If you do it right. You know, sarcasm has to be delivered in the right way with a wry smile and the right cadence. But when you refer back to something you and her were talking about, you don't have to say, hey, Kelly, it's Mark, right? You say, hey, I noticed an ice cream truck going 120 miles down the 405 freeway. I know there's an ice cream man convention in Newport Beach, but slow down there. You're going to kill somebody.

8:26 And then it's going to give her a chance to have a fun reply. Okay. So that's a golden principle as well. We're at a two golden principles and we have barely started yet. Look at that. So always refer back to something that you guys talked about has to make her laugh. Okay. It has to make her laugh. And I want you to really think about it. What can I do to make her laugh? If you want to get some really funny things to say to girls, I strongly suggest following me on Instagram.

8:54 I'm posting shit every day. But if you don't want to do that, if you don't got Instagram, then what you could do is leave me a review, email me, and I'll send you my book, Conversation Sniper. That gives 150 such lines that you can say to girls. Okay. So moving right along, and this is so important. I want you to tattoo this right across your face. Never under any circumstance, text a girl more than once. Here's how it works. You text her. She texts you back. You text her.

9:24 She texts you back. That's it. Okay. Now I do understand maybe you accidentally press send before the text is finished. In that context, if you send two in a row immediately, fine. I get it. But generally, do not do the follow-up. Okay. You text her at 6 p.m. She texts you back at 6.30. You text back at 7.15. Then she doesn't text you at all. And it's nine o'clock. And you're like, hey, did you see my text? Never do that. Never follow up. But you're saying, yeah, Uncle Singh.

9:55 Maybe she didn't see my text. Yes, she did. Yeah, Uncle Singh. Maybe she just needs a reminder and then I can continue. No, she doesn't. Yeah, Uncle Singh. Maybe if I'm just persistent, I can have sex with her. No, you won't. You bastard. Listen to me right now. Okay. If you text her twice in a row, here's what I want you to do. I want you to hit yourself in the face so that you fly upward through a skylight. Then I want you to fly out to Colorado.

10:21 Text me. I'm going to meet you at DIA airport. And I'm going to hit you so hard, you're going to fly back up your mom's vagina. All right. You are never to text a girl twice in a row. It is needy. It is try hard. It is beta. What would you do if you were dating four girls? Would you be texting a girl twice in a row, chasing her, following up, trying to get her to text you more? No, you wouldn't give a shit. Okay. So you text her.

10:47 She doesn't text you back. Then what do you do? Here's what you do. You wait two weeks. You're like, what? Two weeks? Yes. Two weeks. Okay. And I have a bunch of lines to get them back in. We'll go over those later. But you wait two weeks and then you text her again. Why? Going back to my golden principle, what would you do if you were dating four girls? I'll tell you exactly what you do. You forget about her. You'd go date some other chick. And then a couple of weeks down the road, you'd be like, oh, remember that one girl I was talking to?

11:16 Let's follow up with her. Boom. You'd follow up. Trust me. The power of no response, as I mentioned a few podcast episodes ago, is so unbelievably powerful. Many times it'll make girls come back. And even if they don't come back, when you follow up in two weeks or better yet, you run into her at the club, the bar, you look like a champ, right? You don't look try hard. You look like the alpha male that we want you to look like. So it's one for one texting.

11:42 Okay. Now you're asking, well, what about times? How long should I wait? Here's what I suggest. I suggest waiting the amount of time that she waited initially. You send her a text at six. She sends a text back at 630. Then you're going to wait a half an hour, a little bit longer, maybe 40 minutes. We don't want to like wait the exact amount of time and be obvious about it, but we want to wait a little bit longer than she did. She's probably going to do the same thing because while girls don't have as good of game as we do, not because they're dumb or anything, it's just, they don't have to have game.

12:15 It's like, why even learn it when you don't need it? Right. But they do know this principle, which is like, oh, wait, you know, don't text them. They got a little bit of game. They're, they're sometimes pretty decent. Nothing compared to you and I though, not even close, but sometimes they have game. They're going to wait. Okay. So as you're waiting for the amount of time that she's waiting, you want to do that for about four, five texts. Let's say there's no like set in stone rule, but I would wait like a couple of texts.

12:45 Then I'll get really random with it. Sometimes I'd wait two hours. Sometimes I'd wait two minutes. It just depends. Now I personally think that looks higher value than always waiting a long time because then I'm unpredictable. And she's thinking, well, right now he's laying in bed and he can shoot texts back and forth with me. But two hours ago he was surfing and he couldn't. And that's why it took him two hours. So the fact that you have an unpredictable life, you're doing shit, wants to work into this.

13:14 And that proves a high value life. Think about, you always want to think about what would I do if I was dating four girls? Okay. I'm talking to four girls. I have a crate, a great life. I'm running a successful business. I got tons of friends. I got tons of hobbies. So sometimes I can text you immediately. Sometimes I can't. And you want to reflect that in your actions. Remember with women actions speak louder than words. That's why we almost never straight tell her things like, oh, I'm high value.

13:42 You got to work for me. I'm the prize. You can't mess with me. I have a stronger frame than you do. We never say it. We demonstrate it. Women need to be demonstrated too. Okay. What is it? Like principle four or five? What the fuck? I don't care. I'm giving you another one. What I would personally do is make mistakes on purpose. So what I mean by that is I would always make my text look rushed, but here it is. Like a chess player, I'm always going for an objective.

14:10 So my objective would always be to hang out, right? If I'm texting the girl, I want to hang out with her. If I don't want to hang out with her, why waste my time? Now, a little bit different advice for you guys. When you're starting out, I want you to get reps in. So even if she's a ham planet fatty, even if she looks like your local mountain troll and you get her number, I want you to text her simply for practice reps like in the batting cage.

14:35 Okay. So when I text the girl, the premise would be, I'm trying to get her on a date. Now, what I would always do is I would always build up a little bit of attraction because what I found is that let's say she's at a nine of attraction. The night I meet her, I text her the next day. She's gone down to like an eight or a seven on her attraction. So I want to get it back up to where it was. So I'm going to drop some charisma bombs.

14:59 I'm going to say some funny shit from the conversation sniper. I'm going to make her laugh so hard. She lets out a little fart. And then I'm going to ask her for the hangout. Asking her for the hangout is a different podcast. I've actually think I've recorded it before, but it's probably buried and not even available anymore because of that goddamn RSS feed. But the principle is, is that we're building up her attraction just enough. We're on a high note. We ask for the hangout. Okay.

15:26 So making purposeful mistakes, getting back to my point is I always make it look rushed, but I don't make myself look like an idiot. And it's not rushed. It's always very, very intentional. I have a very clear path that I'm leading her down. This is chess, not checkers. So if the objective is get her on the hangout, then I'm going to say this. She's going to say that. I'm probably going to say this. She's probably going to say this. And it's leading inevitably towards that end.

15:54 And that end is always on a high note. Okay. Here's a principle for you guys. Always escalate on a high note. And as I talked about previously, you want to lead her to where she wants to be led. So when you're feeling that she's feeling it, she wants to hang out. That's when you go for it. You don't go for the hangout when you're starting to lose her and she's giving you the one word responses. All right. That leads us to the next point, whatever number it is.

16:19 I don't care anymore is if she's doing ho-hum answers, you want to pull back. Okay. So to me, two ho-hum answers in a row is the same thing as no response. If she gives me the old LOL, haha, or IDK, you're getting blown out. You're getting blown out. You're fucking done. Kick rocks with your head down. Don't let the door hit you where the Lord split you, right? You're done. And I'm not going to text her for two weeks. You guys, you got to get gnarly with this.

16:48 I know you think, yeah, but Mark, that girl was really hot. I really don't think I should play that game with her because then I'm going to get blown out because really I'm just pushing her away. Yes. When you push her away, she's going to come back. When you try to chase her, she eludes you. Okay. Think back to my cat analogy. What happens when you try to chase a cat? It runs away from you. What happens when you give it a little attention under the chin, over the ear, down the back, and then you're like, beat it.

17:18 Get out of here, kitty. And then you turn your attention away from it. Things start purring, rubbing on your legs, wants more. So what I would always do is I would drop mad, funny charisma bombs. I'd be super entertaining. And if she's not up to the level that I'm performing and she's giving me LOLs and ha-has, then I would blow her out. I'd stop texting her. Then what would happen? She'd follow up. You guys, literally, multiple times, I would say some funny shit. She would come back with some meager ass, boring girl reply.

17:48 And we've all had them like, Jesus lady, put in freaking 2% brain power into your response. They're just sitting there like a head on a morphine drip like, uh, and there was a beetle there too. And you're like, the fuck? This doesn't even make sense. Hit yourself in the face so you fly upward through a skylight. Get your head off the morphine drip. It's like listening to some people's podcasts. You know, I don't want to piss in other people's rivers, but man, I was listening to some podcasts about elk hunting because I was going elk hunting last month, as some of you know, and it was like, get to the fucking point.

18:26 Jesus, we spent an hour of you guys talking about nothing. How did you pull that off? How did you do that? That's why I always try to deliver content in this podcast. So let's get back to it. She gives you some meager ass response. What I do is I don't respond. And what would happen time and time again is they would come back with another response to the same fricking statement. That's way funnier. And then just like I talked about, about rewarding and punishing behavior, boom, I would reward the behavior immediately.

18:56 And that plays into your reply times too. If she's really participating, she's saying things that you think are conducive for attraction. You want to reply back quickly. If she's being boring, ho-hum, giving you the head on the morphine drip. Replies, you pull back. Okay. Now, sometimes, you know, I know it just as well as you guys. You're like, well, Mark, what if I start texting her? I'm saying all this cool shit. She just isn't interested. You know, I hate to tell you, bro, but it's like bleeding blood from a rock.

19:26 Right? She's just not attracted enough. Now, that's why I suggest you get her Instagram because when you get Instagram, you can show a lot of value pre-selection, having girls in your life, having a cool lifestyle, doing fun things. Then when you're messaging with her, you're probably going to get better responses. And if you don't, you pull back, post three fucking pictures of you out at night with three hot blondes, and then watch what happens. She's like, so, hey, how you been? Now, here's a quick thing, too, is that you never want to show that you're hooking up with these girls.

19:58 They have to look like friends that maybe you're hooking up with. You're just a social guy. You're showing girls a good time, and maybe you're hooking up with them. So I actually think that Instagram is better than texting personally, especially in today's age. Not too familiar with Snapchat, although I know a lot of people use it. But Instagram, it's the shit, man. You want to really show high value on there, grab her Instagram, and you guys can message with that. There's a whole bevy of techniques we use specifically for Instagram, different episode.

20:32 But in the general rule of texting, you want to make your text look rushed, although they are extremely deliberate. You're playing chess, not checkers. You're trying to lead her down the inevitable conclusion, which is to go on a date with you. You're saying some funny-ass shit. You ask her for the date on a high note. You make purposeful mistakes, so it looks like they're rushed. And one quick tip on that is I'll leave spaces out between I was. It will just be one word. I'll leave periods off.

21:05 Maybe I'll let the predictive text change fucking into ducking, for example. Or I think I said this in a previous episode. One time a girl was coming over to my house, and I was like, hurry up, or I'm going to lick your butt out. And I meant to say lock your butt out, but it said lick. It changed it. And I didn't even notice it. And then I sent it. And she's like, oh my god, I can't believe that. And then I was like, oh, predictive text.

21:30 And I started using it on purpose moving forward in the future because it shows, wow, this guy is so funny. He doesn't even check his text before he sends him. And each and every single one is really funny. That's what you want to appear like. A high value guy who has tons of value to give, but you don't give two shits. When she's not participating, you pull back. When she is participating, you participate more as well. And you're always making her laugh. Always leave her on a high note.

21:58 All right. So that was three times two divided by three plus three minus one techniques to do with girls during texting. If you guys want more of those, I strongly suggest you follow me on Instagram. Jesus, that thing is moving slower than pond water. It's like every day you got a new follower and another one. Oh, this guy's following you as well. Whereas like other people have like 25 billion followers. I have like 273. What the fuck? Come on, guys. Get on your follow game. Tell a friend.

22:30 But anyway, I'm giving you tons of awesome content on that page. I kind of think it's cool though. I'm still kind of small when it comes to Instagram, although my podcast is getting bigger. I kind of feel like you guys found something good before other people did. And in that way, it's a little bit exclusive. So that's how I justify to myself that I have like 274 followers at the timing of this recording. So help a dude out. Follow me there. Once again, if you give me a review, send me an email.

22:59 I'll send you the conversation sniper and coaching. I do coaching. All right, guys. Well, I thank you so much for listening. If you have any questions, hit me up. CoachMarkSingh at gmail.com. Make sure you get your texting game dialed because it's one of the most important steps to get a girl to go on a date. So really follow those rules. I'm going to come swinging with more information as the weeks and months progress. I got another really awesome podcast dropping on Monday. So please be sure to stay tuned.

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