The Fastest Way to Attract Women Guaranteed (Hypo Stories)

0:00 Welcome to the Unapologetic Man Podcast, the only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it. What is up, guys? Thank you for joining me on another episode of the UMP. I really do appreciate it. If you've been riding with me for a long time, smack yourself on the ass. You are a champion. If you're new here, welcome. What I try to do here is give the best information in the shortest amount of time possible. What I'm going to talk about today are what are called hypo stories, how to get a girl attracted to you in conversation during the first date, over text, things like that, with this thing I call hypo stories.

0:47 This is a great way to not only get her attracted to you, but build up some sexual tension, and it does something in the female mind that is very powerful. So stay tuned for the whole episode. I got some great advice where this is concerned. Before we jump into the content, I wanted to thank all of you for the awesome reviews. I read every single one of them, and they just keep coming. I can't believe it, man. And I'm so appreciative for it, you guys. You have no idea, but if you find value in the information that I give, and you're like, you know, I'd like to give Mark a smack upside the head and let him know how much I appreciate what he's doing here, the reviews are the best thing you can do for me, preferably a five-star review with some text behind it.

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1:56 Even if you just subscribe or even just tell a friend and email me at coachmarksingh at gmail.com, I will send you that stuff. Of course, I prefer the reviews, but even a subscription is great, or maybe even, you know, like it on some other podcast app. And when I ask for a review, that usually refers to iTunes, by the way. All right, guys. So without further ado, let's jump into the content. Okay, hypo stories. What the hell is that? Well, hypo stands for hypothetical. Now, one of the best things you can do with a woman is talk about hypothetical situations that happened or will happen between you and her.

2:32 Now, even if you just meet a girl, one of the most powerful things you can do is to create a story of you and her in the past, which makes the brain feel like it's had history with you and makes it feel like there's already a bond between you two, even though there really isn't. So an example of this is, is in the first conversation. I'll be talking to a girl and I'll say, remember the time when. Okay, so that's typically how I started out. Like, remember the time when we're in Hawaii and you got drunk and you burned down that poor hot dog vendor's little hot dog stand.

3:06 He was so pissed and you got arrested and you were fighting the police officers. And I was like, officers, officers, she just gets a little crazy when she's drunk. She's just a really passionate girl. Then you got thrown into the drunk tank and I came and got you and you let me have it the next morning. And I was like, I was like, Jessica, relax, you know? Let's, let's take it easy. We got in a big fight, but then we made up. And that night it was really dark.

3:28 There was no moon out. And there was that one dark beach. You remember? So you grabbed the blanket. It was your idea. And you're like, come on, let's go out to that beach. And I was like, all right, let's do it. Come on, let's go. So we go out to that beach. And you remember what happened, right? Now you guys see what I'm doing is I'm lining up a hypothetical situation of her and I in the past where we can start talking about like sex on the beach.

3:51 And I did that very quickly. Now, obviously, I'm going to bust this out when there's a remedial amount of attraction already between us two. Like, I can feel she's feeling me. She's probably going to be up for something like that. And I can get into that kind of talk with her. And I do that in a number of different ways, some of which I've talked about already in previous episodes. But one of the ways is with like hypothetical stories. Now, a great thing to do to get into sexual tension is to talk about how you and her got into a fight and then basically had makeup sex, which is kind of what that story is about.

4:24 Another thing I'll talk about is be like, you know, remember when we were in 10th grade and sometimes you have to clue her into it. You have to like give her a wink. Like, remember when we were in 10th grade, Kelly, and you give her a little wink. She's like, yeah, be like, you got pissed off at me because I was flirting with that other girl. Like, what can I say? You know, I was a star of the football team and all the girls were attracted to me.

4:43 And then you burned my locker down and threw my science project into the river. Like, what a hater you were. And a lot of times the girls will go with this. You know, this is what girls like to do. They like to pretend. And I mean, look at little girls when they were small. They played house and they played tea time and all that different kind of stuff. And they like to pretend in this way. And if you get a girl who's really into this role playing kind of stuff, they'll really go with it and they'll add to the story.

5:10 And you guys will have even a mock fight, like, right there and then. You'll argue about the details of what happened in the past. And that creates really good sexual tension. You know, sexual tension, a lot of it, look at the word tension. Well, when you have, like, tension, like, where you're kind of arguing in a playful way, of course. But when you're kind of arguing with each other, that builds great sexual tension. So these hypothetical stories set up this, like, argument, this playful argument where you guys can go back and forth and then you're already having tension there.

5:42 And then you talk about the makeup sex. Now, the interesting thing about the human mind is when you pretend to go through something, this is how NLP works, by the way. When you pretend to go through something and you visualize something, the mind can't tell the difference between a visualization and the real thing. So if you explain to her, which I do all the time, what it would be like to have sex together. And I get real descriptive, especially if she's into it. Like, I'll talk about sliding my tongue like this, touching her like that, like, real slow.

6:13 And then, like, I'll pull her in physically while I'm doing it. And then I'll be like, yeah, and I reached up behind your hair like this and I kind of pulled it just a little bit. Do you remember that? And I was just going real slow and teasing you. Like, bro, if you can get into a situation where you're explaining that to a woman, oh, my God, man. That's like a traction booster, 123,634.7. That's how powerful it is. So don't underestimate this. And you can think of stories to tell about how you guys, like I said, got into a fight, had makeup sex.

6:48 Another thing I like to do is to tell stories about how she's, like, obsessed with me or she stalked me. So I'll be like, you know, Kelly, I'm so glad we can just talk like this. Because two years ago, when you had that sniper hide, that stalker hide outside my house and you were, like, living in my backyard, that was so embarrassing. You were just, you were a little obsessed there. And she'll be like, shut up and be like, well, you know, I have to compliment you on your camouflage skills because I actually didn't discover your little sniper nest for about two weeks.

7:20 But, you know, one night when I was getting oiled up and dancing in front of the window on my Speedo, I saw, like, a little bit of a reflection. And I was like, what the fuck is that? And I realized it was your binoculars, you know, because you were out there every night and you knew Thursday nights I always liked to do my Speedo dance. So you got real obsessed and you know what bothered me the most? And, bro, when I'm telling these girls this, they're just cracking up and they're loving it.

7:42 But look at the dynamic I'm setting up that she's obsessed with me. She's stalker Texas Ranger freaking flexing up in my backyard, totally obsessed with me. It's perfect, dude. Perfect. You should definitely use this. So I would always say, like, but you know what bothered me the most, okay? It was cool that you stalked me. I get it. I mean, come on. Look at this. I get it. But the fact that you never put the ladder back in the garage, you always left it laying on the house.

8:09 Because I know you had to, like, sneak into my window every day when I went to work. But it's like, damn, just put the fucking ladder back in the garage, Kelly. Why are you so irresponsible? And she's going to be like, shut up. You were stalking me. And be like, hell no. You were stalking her Texas Ranger. And then you're teasing her. And then you can continue on with it if she's buying into it. Be like, and then I caught you in my ceiling. Like, I was sleeping and I heard you trawling up there.

8:34 Do you remember this? And then I went up there with the flashlight and I had, like, tactical face makeup on because, like, I'm tactical like that. Then you and I got into a big fight and wrestling match. And I kind of realized, like, oh, my God. This stalker that I have is just kind of cute. Like, look at that body. Damn, girl. And then, like, you could twist her and be like, look at that. Ah, she's got her. Holy shit. And I was like, kind of realized I was attracted to you.

8:57 And for the first time ever, Kelly, in the history of stalking, the stalker actually got to have sex with the guy she was stalking. Do you remember that? Do you remember that, sex? It was so good. Like, you had your full stalker Geely suit on. I just ripped that thing off. And then I had to, like, remove, like, the wiring system that you had in your pocket, which was tied into my phones and, like, into my house. And then I had to get, like, the GPS out because you obviously have my car GPS.

9:25 And, like, all these things are falling out of your pockets, but I didn't care. Because, like, the attraction I was feeling for you in that moment, even though you were, like, totally stalking me. And, like, you were stealing my identity, too, which I found pretty laughable. A six-foot-two white man having his identity stolen by a five-foot-two little Latino girl. Kind of crazy. But still, I get it. You were pretty obsessed. But then, like, once I get all that stalker material off of you and I got you in my bed, oh, holy crap, that was good, wasn't it?

9:54 Like, you can feel that feeling the way it was, like, that chemistry. You can feel it right now. And then you, like, pull her in. And, bro, like, this is powerful, man. This is the freaking attraction roundhouse kick to the jaw of her attraction for you. And it's really going to ramp things up. All right. Another thing I do is talk about hypothetical stories in the future. Now, before I get into this, I want to say a quick caveat. I don't want you guys who are a little bit more needy to take this in the wrong way and create hypothetical stories of you and her, like, getting married in the future or having kids together or a house or stuff like that.

10:31 Do not talk about that stuff until she does. But, like, hypothetical stories in the future where it's, like, if you could go to anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? If you had $90 million, what would you do with your life? What would you love to be in, like, 10 years from now? Where would you love to be? Like, asking her to imagine situations she'd love to be in in the future is just a good conversational topic that you can bring up during the first conversation or the first date, which gets a lot of attraction.

11:03 Now, that's based on the fundamental principle that attraction is derived from emotions. If you guys have listened to this podcast for any duration of time, you should know that. It's one of the most basic principles of attraction, but you've got to get her into her emotions. Now, these are very simple questions. What would you do with $90 million? If you could have dinner with one person, alive or dead, who would it be and why? If you could have a billboard on the side of the freeway, what would it say on it?

11:32 What would you want everybody to know, right? Like, these kind of hypothetical questions are really powerful to get the conversation going. But I love telling stories about how she's, like, obsessed with me, how she's stalking me, how she's chasing me, and that's really, really powerful. Now, one other way I use this, and this is really good for cock blocks, okay? So, you're talking to a girl. Her friend comes in, and her friend is just a linebacker and cock block. And usually, she's, like, 200 pounds, and she has the wide shoulders of a linebacker to boot.

12:05 And you're like, oh, my hell. Here comes this girl. She's going to fucking linebacker me, bro. She's just going to tackle me, and I'm going to get decimated. So, what I do is when the friend comes in, and she's like, oh, hey, this is my friend Kelly, I always quickly engage the cock block. Like, hey, what's up? What's your name? What's up, Sam? I'm Mark. And I'll point to my target, and I'll be like, hey, she doesn't know, but we actually know each other. And then my target, let's call her, I call everybody Kelly, so let's see if I can actually change names here.

12:35 Okay, my target is Kelly. The fucking fat cock block is Sam, okay? And I'll be like, you know, Kelly doesn't know, Sam, but you and I have been friends for, like, 10 years. You didn't know we knew each other. And she'll be like, you guys did? Now, oftentimes, the cock block will go with it because girls want to have fun, right? So, she's going to go with it and be like, oh, yeah, we're totally buddies. And I'll be like, what was my middle name again? And then she'll usually go with it and be like, Charles.

12:58 And I'll be like, that's it. Exactly. Anyway, her and I, we went to the same high school, and we were actually cheerleaders together. Like, I was the dude who holed the girl up, and she was the one that jumped up on my shoulders. We were so good. We were the best tandem freaking cheerlead team ever. And my target will be like, what? She'll be like, you're fucking with me. Now, what happened is, is I just built quick rapport with the freaking linebacking, cock block, ham planet fatty, who was going to come to blow me out so hard my pants were going to fly off when the concussion hit.

13:31 I just want her over with the hypothetical story. Like, oh, yeah, we've known each other for 10 years. We used to do this, that, and the third together. Now, the freaking fatty is in on it. She's having fun. And that's why she's coming to blow you out is because she knows she's a ham planet fatty, and she knows that you want nothing to do with her. But if you bring her in in a fun way, she's not going to want to blow you out anymore. In fact, she's going to encourage a friend to hook up with you.

13:56 How did you do that with a hypo story? You had a relation with this girl now. You have an inside joke, an alliance with her. So these are really powerful guys. I strongly suggest you use them. You can do it during the first date as well. I know a lot of you guys are yanking the girls off the online dating platforms right now. You can do it during the first date. Just be like, remember when this and this happened, okay? And a lot of girls will get into it.

14:22 You could talk about traveling to different countries, doing different things together. But once again, I always really like to end it in a fight. And then if the vibe is there, okay, you have to be calibrated. If the vibe is there, you know, it ends in a fight, and then it goes to make up sex. Now we're talking about sexual stuff. A lot of you guys ask me, how do I talk about sexual things with girls? This is one way to do it. The other ways to do it are in my other podcast, which I strongly suggest you listen to.

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